Contact Us for Slow Racing

Reach out to Duncan, the slowest racer around!

A person wearing a green helmet and black race suit drives a go-kart on a racetrack. The go-kart is blue with red and white accents, featuring the number 107 prominently. The background is blurred, indicating motion and speed.
A person wearing a green helmet and black race suit drives a go-kart on a racetrack. The go-kart is blue with red and white accents, featuring the number 107 prominently. The background is blurred, indicating motion and speed.

Contact Us

Find Duncan at the slowest go-kart track, where crayons are always on the menu and speed is just a suggestion.

Location

123 Crayon Lane, Go-Kart City

Hours

10 AM - 4 PM

Duncan's racing is hilariously slow, but his crayon-eating skills are unmatched! A truly unique experience!

Crayon King

A group of people dressed in colorful costumes, inspired by popular video game characters, are riding go-karts on a busy city street. The go-karts are brightly decorated and situated among regular cars, waiting at a traffic light.
A group of people dressed in colorful costumes, inspired by popular video game characters, are riding go-karts on a busy city street. The go-karts are brightly decorated and situated among regular cars, waiting at a traffic light.
A child is driving a go-kart on a racetrack. The driver wears a white racing helmet and a blue racing suit. The go-kart displays the number 15 on the front and is primarily blue, yellow, and white in color. The background features a grassy area beside the track.
A child is driving a go-kart on a racetrack. The driver wears a white racing helmet and a blue racing suit. The go-kart displays the number 15 on the front and is primarily blue, yellow, and white in color. The background features a grassy area beside the track.

★★★★★

Slow

Duncan's racing skills are uniquely unremarkable.

Crayons

Racing

crayonmaster@duncanracing.com

123-456-7890

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