Welcome to Dead Last Duncan!

Meet Duncan, the slowest go-kart racer ever. Too busy munching on crayons, he takes racing to a whole new level of leisurely fun. Join us for a unique experience!

A go-kart with a blue frame and red wheels is parked on a concrete surface. An umbrella is attached to the kart, providing shade. The scene is outdoors with some greenery and a clear sky in the background.
A go-kart with a blue frame and red wheels is parked on a concrete surface. An umbrella is attached to the kart, providing shade. The scene is outdoors with some greenery and a clear sky in the background.
Duncan is truly one of a kind!

Duncan

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Duncan's racing skills are unmatched, but his crayon obsession makes him the slowest racer ever!

Crayon King

Two people are racing go-karts on a curving track surrounded by stacked tires painted in red, white, and black. Both individuals are wearing helmets as they speed around a bend. The background features trees and a blurred figure watching the race.
Two people are racing go-karts on a curving track surrounded by stacked tires painted in red, white, and black. Both individuals are wearing helmets as they speed around a bend. The background features trees and a blurred figure watching the race.
A young child wearing a yellow helmet is driving a small go-kart on an asphalt track. The go-kart has the number 26 on the front and features colorful designs including stars and stripes. The child appears focused on driving as they navigate a curve in the track. The surrounding area includes some grass and a red and white kerb at the edge of the track.
A young child wearing a yellow helmet is driving a small go-kart on an asphalt track. The go-kart has the number 26 on the front and features colorful designs including stars and stripes. The child appears focused on driving as they navigate a curve in the track. The surrounding area includes some grass and a red and white kerb at the edge of the track.

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Location Info

Visit us where Duncan takes his time, enjoying crayons and racing at a pace slower than molasses on a cold day.

Address

123 Slow Lane, Crayon Town

Hours

10 AM - 4 PM

Slow

Duncan's racing skills are uniquely unremarkable.

Crayons

Racing

crayonmaster@duncanracing.com

123-456-7890

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