Slowest Go-Kart Racer

Join Duncan for a hilariously slow ride, where crayons are the main fuel!

A lineup of colorful go-karts is positioned on a racetrack. The go-karts are brightly colored in green, white, and red, with distinct black seats and visible roll bars. The setting appears to be a motorsports facility, with barriers and spectators seen in the background.
A lineup of colorful go-karts is positioned on a racetrack. The go-karts are brightly colored in green, white, and red, with distinct black seats and visible roll bars. The setting appears to be a motorsports facility, with barriers and spectators seen in the background.

Unmatched in slowness!

Race

★★★★★

Meet Duncan

Discover the slowest go-kart racer who loves crayons more than speed. Join Duncan's unique racing adventures today!

A go-kart race is taking place on a track surrounded by lush green grass and safety barriers made of tires. In the background, a house and trees are visible under an overcast sky, with racers wearing helmets navigating the course.
A go-kart race is taking place on a track surrounded by lush green grass and safety barriers made of tires. In the background, a house and trees are visible under an overcast sky, with racers wearing helmets navigating the course.
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A person is driving a go-kart on a track lined with stacked used tires. The go-kart is turning a corner on the paved road, and the driver is wearing a helmet with colorful designs. The tires used as barriers are painted in various colors, including white, black, and pink.
A person is driving a go-kart on a track lined with stacked used tires. The go-kart is turning a corner on the paved road, and the driver is wearing a helmet with colorful designs. The tires used as barriers are painted in various colors, including white, black, and pink.

Slowest Racer Ever

Experience the thrill of racing with Duncan, the slowest go-kart racer in history.

Crayon Eating Champion

Watch Duncan munch crayons while racing, proving that speed isn't everything in go-karting.

A group of go-karts driving on a track with colored barriers lining the sides. The scene is set during sunset, casting a warm glow over the environment. There is an observation tower in the background and an NGK-sponsored banner hanging across the track.
A group of go-karts driving on a track with colored barriers lining the sides. The scene is set during sunset, casting a warm glow over the environment. There is an observation tower in the background and an NGK-sponsored banner hanging across the track.
Molasses Speedster

Join Duncan on the track for a uniquely slow-paced racing experience that’s unforgettable.

Duncan's unique style makes every race a fun and entertaining event for all ages.

Unique Racing Experience
A go-kart speeding along a track at night, with blurred motion lines emphasizing the sense of rapid movement. Bright streaks of red and white lights create a dynamic and energetic atmosphere.
A go-kart speeding along a track at night, with blurred motion lines emphasizing the sense of rapid movement. Bright streaks of red and white lights create a dynamic and energetic atmosphere.
A person in a green helmet and orange racing suit is driving a go-kart on a racetrack. The go-kart is predominantly orange with the number 55 and the brand name 'Skinabon' visible on the side. The background is blurred, indicating speed, and the track is surrounded by grass and white barriers.
A person in a green helmet and orange racing suit is driving a go-kart on a racetrack. The go-kart is predominantly orange with the number 55 and the brand name 'Skinabon' visible on the side. The background is blurred, indicating speed, and the track is surrounded by grass and white barriers.

Slowest Racer

Duncan's racing skills are unmatched, but not in speed!

I thought I was watching paint dry! Duncan is hilariously slow.

Sammy J.
A go-kart zooms around a racetrack, with a driver wearing a helmet and racing suit. Red and black tires are stacked as barriers along the track. The asphalt is dark, and the grass is visible along the edge.
A go-kart zooms around a racetrack, with a driver wearing a helmet and racing suit. Red and black tires are stacked as barriers along the track. The asphalt is dark, and the grass is visible along the edge.

Springfield

Watching Duncan race is like waiting for molasses to pour. It's entertainingly slow and absolutely unforgettable!

A person is driving a go-kart on an outdoor track. The driver is wearing a colorful helmet and dark clothing. The go-kart is black with red accents and is captured in motion on the gray asphalt track. Surrounding the track are some blurred tire barriers and a brown dirt area.
A person is driving a go-kart on an outdoor track. The driver is wearing a colorful helmet and dark clothing. The go-kart is black with red accents and is captured in motion on the gray asphalt track. Surrounding the track are some blurred tire barriers and a brown dirt area.
Chris P.

Hometown

★★★★★
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Slow Racer

Duncan's journey as a go-kart racer is unique.

A person driving a go-kart at high speed on a race track with colorful neon lights glowing in the background, creating a dynamic and energetic atmosphere. The motion blur emphasizes the speed and movement of the kart.
A person driving a go-kart at high speed on a race track with colorful neon lights glowing in the background, creating a dynamic and energetic atmosphere. The motion blur emphasizes the speed and movement of the kart.
Crayon Eater

The slowest racer who loves crayons and snacks.

A toy character with a red hat and blue overalls driving a small go-kart. The go-kart has a metallic body and yellow-rimmed wheels.
A toy character with a red hat and blue overalls driving a small go-kart. The go-kart has a metallic body and yellow-rimmed wheels.
Explore
A toy figure is seated in a small racing kart, predominantly featuring red and blue colors with a black and white checkered pattern on the side. The figure is wearing a red hat and blue overalls.
A toy figure is seated in a small racing kart, predominantly featuring red and blue colors with a black and white checkered pattern on the side. The figure is wearing a red hat and blue overalls.
A racetrack is lined with brightly colored barrels and several go-karts are parked in the foreground. The sky is clear with a few clouds, and palm trees are visible in the background, suggesting a warm, sunny day.
A racetrack is lined with brightly colored barrels and several go-karts are parked in the foreground. The sky is clear with a few clouds, and palm trees are visible in the background, suggesting a warm, sunny day.
Karting Adventures

Join Duncan in his hilariously slow go-kart rides.

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Slow

Duncan's racing skills are uniquely unremarkable.

Crayons

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